What Ladytron Failed to Mention about the Silent Auction

1) Sloane Crosley's hair was as shiny as ever. Her book had one bid for $15 dollars.

2) Philip Roth's signed first edition of The Plot Against America was one of the higest bid and went for around $135.

3) Everyone loves Prosciutto . Nobody likes Mortadella. Everyone enjoys free condoms.

4) Housing Works needs a new air conditioner.

-Slunchie