Okay, I'll admit it, I wasn't wrong.

It appears my brain trust of Slunch contributors led me astray when I announced our Oprah pick. Turns out it will be Gabriel Garcia Marquez's Love in the Time of Cholera. Evidently, the book is so good, "You just want to eat it!" says Oprah.

Obviously Oprah isn't getting enough fiber in her diet.

do tell,
the editor

Oh Rosie, you're driving me crazy

so first, you're not doing Oprah, then you're doing interviews, then you cancel your second Diane Sawyer interview and won't do any other interviews. Now I hear you did NPR yesterday and GMA today. I can't keep up. All I can say is I'm happy I'm not your publicist, and I'm even happier that I'm not you, especially since I'm a dude and you're not (at least, so I'm told).

-PUBLITRON