OMG, Sloane Crosley has evolved into something out of a japanese horror movie, stomping tiny media edifices everywhere she goes. Just hours after we posted "Why I want to hate Sloane Crosley" Gawker published this article and everyone commented on her shiny hair. Could Sloane and her shiny hair become the next sexy meme to take over the internet? What would happen if she and Julia Allison were in the same room, naked, wrestling in jello and it was skyped? Would the interwebs implode or life as we know it wink out of existence.
--slunchie wants to know