Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Gas Attack

Apparently, the Weinstein Company has acquired the rights to Larry King's autobiography. Will this "definitive biography" tackle the most pressing question about King? Why, why is he so gassy? Several sources have confirmed that if you have a meeting with King, be prepared for some unpleasant odors to waft your way. Perhaps gas is the secret to living so long? Or maybe it's some side effect of having your suspenders on too tight...


1 comment:

Bella Stander said...

Or maybe, like his contemporary The 2000 Year Old Man, Larry King subsists on stuffed cabbage.