Oh, christ. Amy Winehouse is in talks with Penguin UK to WRITE A BOOK about her marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil. For those of you don’t know the story (is that possible?), Blake’s in prison awaiting trial for alleged assault and perverting justice. Apparently, he still manages to get heroin in there at times, and Winehouse continues to waste away and make a spectacle of herself in the free world. The advance is one million pounds. That’s a lot of smack.