Thursday, May 29, 2008

Is Rachel Ray a Terrorist?

The LA Times reports "It's a slow news day when conservatives attack Rachael Ray for wearing a kaffiyeh-style scarf in a Dunkin' Donuts ad," resulting in Dunkin' pulling their ad. Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin is an idiot for saying: "The kaffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad." Way to fan the flames of intolerance there, Ms. Stupid Face. And Dunkin', come on, grow some balls.

Now while Rachel may terrorize the airwaves and bookstores with her brand of happy drunk cooking (I love it when you can tell she's nipped a little too many times at the wine on 30 Minute Meals) what is the real threat here? Her fashion sense? Or could it be that Malken knows that Rachel has a recipe for an Ice Cream Bomb that's set to go off at any moment.

-Slunchie
ps: Ummmmmmmm, what's wrong with this photo?


2 comments:

Yen said...

Apparently this was the most popular story of the day on USA TODAY, CBS and Fox News (according to Fishbowl DC). No wonder I'm having trouble booking today. Who cares about terrorism when there are people traipsing around with terroristy scarves?

Yassir said...

Exactly! Why can't the Palestinians be left to kill Jews in peace!