Only Stephen Colbert would have the gravitas to interview himself on The Colbert Report to promote his book, AND create a petition offering himself as a guest on Oprah in order to save her book club. As stated in the petition: "your book club has a troubling record. So far, you've given your implicit endorsement to liars, hermaphrodites, the apocalypse, and, in honoring Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Fidel Castro. All of which are actively plotting to destroy America. Isn't it about time you chose a book that cared about this nation?"
Best of luck, Stephen. Best of luck.