Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Margaret B Jones has Ginormous Cans



This video of Margaret B Jones lying through her teeth about her time as a gangsta in the hood has been making the rounds at places like Gawker and Galeycat ever since Media Assassin broke the story with this exclusive trailer. Sure her Love and Consequences: A Memoir of Hope and Survival, was a total fabrication, and as many note, her acting debut is less than credible, but what no one is talking about is the size of her enormous cans! I mean, look at em. They've got to be double d's or something and she's showing a decent Can to Waist to Junkinthetrunk ratio (its a scientific term, look it up) that makes her oddly... hot. Between that and the fact that she can travel back in time to alter the facts about her childhood makes her a force to be reckoned with. No wonder she got the book deal.


-Slunchie


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